Investment Opportunity
Cigars. Non-alcoholic craft beer. Golf culture. A 1,300-member brotherhood built on one belief: men deserve better. LOFB is the first lifestyle brand where every product funds the fight for men's mental health.
$1.25M SAFE Note • $20M Valuation Cap
There is a silent crisis among men. 80% of suicides are male. 40% of men have never once discussed their mental health with anyone. 1 in 4 men report persistent loneliness. These are not statistics. They are fathers, brothers, and friends. LOFB was built to give men something they have been missing: a reason to show up, connect, and look after each other.
Not a pitch deck promise. These are real numbers from a brand already shipping product, signing retailers, and growing its membership every month.
Three multi-billion dollar markets. Zero brands connecting them. LOFB is the only company building a single platform across premium cigars, non-alcoholic beverages, and golf lifestyle. That white space is the opportunity.
LOFB is not a brand that donates to check a box. 40% of profits go directly to men's mental health charities and initiatives. In the US, LOFB partners with Boulder Crest Foundation, a leading nonprofit supporting veterans, first responders, and their families through Posttraumatic Growth programs.
Founder & CEO
Adam spent 30 years in law and private equity before a personal mental health crisis changed everything. He saw firsthand that men had nowhere to turn, no community that understood, and no brand that cared. So he built one.
LOFB is not his first company. It is the one that matters most. With an 8x multiple-on-money track record across prior ventures and deep operational experience scaling consumer brands, Adam brings both the conviction and the playbook to make LOFB a category leader.
LOFB has mapped a clear path from $500K in current revenue to $300M by 2030. The model gets more profitable as it scales because membership and experiences carry higher margins than product alone. This is a platform business, not a single-product bet.
I have watched men walk into this community carrying things they have never told anyone. And I have watched those same men, months later, standing taller. Laughing louder. Showing up for blokes they did not know a year ago like they were family.
That is what LOFB is. Not a cigar brand. Not a membership card. It is a brotherhood that has already changed lives. Including mine.
Every member who joined took a chance on something that did not exist yet. Every retailer who stocked our cigars believed in the mission before the numbers proved it. I am grateful for every single one of them. This company was not built by me. It was built by us.
Now we are entering the next chapter. And I want the people who believe in what we have built together to be part of it in a bigger way. This is an invitation to invest alongside your brothers. To own a piece of something that is already making a difference and is only getting started.
I would be honoured to have you with us.
Adam Levine
Founder, League of Fat Bastards
This capital goes to work immediately. No R&D gambles, no unproven channels. Every dollar scales what is already working: inventory that sells, distribution partners that reorder, and a membership that keeps growing.
Current inventory sells through faster than it can be replenished. This capital closes the gap and positions LOFB to fulfill the retail and DTC demand already in the pipeline.
From 150 retail doors to 500+. New market launches, golf course partnerships, and the infrastructure to support national distribution across cigars, beverages, and apparel.
Key hires in sales and marketing, a membership platform upgrade, and targeted campaigns to convert product buyers into League members at $199 per year.
Legal, compliance, and the investor relations infrastructure needed to close this round and prepare for a larger Series A.